secret lovers (that's what we are)
How I'm spending this Fourth of July weekend

- Taping (recording?) the All-Request weekend on VH1 Classics and skipping the shitty videos.

- Coloring in my imagination-stimulating Adult Coloring Book with my new 50-pack of Crayola markers.

- Practicing John Denver songs on the guitar.

- Dipping my feet into the adjacent apartment complex's swimming pool with Mo and his friend, then cooking them grilled cheese sandwiches while they played with my cat in their swimming trunks. It was very summer-like, which was refreshing because I am usually afraid of water and the sun.

- Wearing my boyfriend's Cubs hat from when he was 15, even though I am repulsed by women in baseball caps.

- Realizing that I should revive the Captain's Hat in women's fashion. Captain's Hats aren't just for Captains anymore. I'm serious about this!

- Making an exciting new screen name: condo president